What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:06
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What happened to your school bully?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
"Orthorexia" Is Becoming More And More Common, So Here's What Experts Say To Know About It - Yahoo
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
CrowdStrike Swings to Loss as Expenses From Last Summer’s Outage Persist - WSJ
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?